Credits
The art was by Neophytecherryglare!
Dave was voiced by Tooch!
And the music is from Wind Waker!
happy birthday mike <3 I drew you a kanaya :C it’s not super good or anything sorry but anyways-
It’s awesome I love it!! <333
MIDO: Hrgnnn. I think beattie came in to wake me up before, and in my half asleep stupor, i began babbling about being a space player and went to sleep.
MIKE: Pfft!
MIDO: No! That's embarrassing as balls.
MIKE: At least you didn't get sexual.
MIDO: Don't you see? Talking about homestuck is foreplay to me!
MIKE: THEN YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH *EVERYONE*
Okay, so this is a bit embarrassing but, i may as well confess this tale on here. Since it’s definitely a place where i can be myself and let the tumblr peeps laugh at me.
I was sat in my room alone, when my housemate comes in. One of my closer friends in the area, we’re bros to say the least. Anyway, he’d decided that we’d been putting it off for too long, and that i was just stalling the inevitable. The act had to be done and i’d been dancing around it too much, not even sure what my boyfriend would think!
There he was, he had it in his hand, far too big to fit, and i knew it would be painful, to say the least i was VERY nervous, so i decided when i was ready (even though i wasn’t and was having high doubts about this), i began easing it in slowly which hurt like a bitch! I was sat there for ages just sliding it in slowly and it wasn’t doing it, growing impatient, my friend decides he wants to just put it in, as the pain won’t last long. After a few minutes wrestling on the bed over control, i continued easing it in until finally i conceded and decided to let him do it himself. He had been complaining that he may as well just wait until i’m asleep and just shove it in. I grabbed the nearest toy and bit into my pillow hard as he rammed it in, i’ll have to admit, i did scream just a wee bit. Of course a few seconds later, i realised it hadn’t hurt much at all and i was just embarassed.
My boyfriend heard the whole thing on skype.
The point is i don’t even care what he thinks.
My ear looks great with this new stretcher.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen. *slow clap*
Silly children voice-acting silly children voice-acting each other.
<3
Tumblr Crushes:
- miketooch
- ryokothegreat
- prettyflyforaredspy
- dialirvi
- thelof9
- dersitemonarch
- thattrollwiththehorns
- seerofsocialjustice
- fuckyeahtezkat
Oh shit, Tooch, Katy, Diali, and Billie are all battling it out in my crushes.
And yet I’m still at the top.
Clearly Tumblr knows a quality blog when it sees one.
Afinam Neeson, ladies and gentleman.
*raises hand* owolet’s talk about how fine Haru is VuV
Aw man, I just realized if Haru is their to stay then that means they get to have shenanigans ALL YEAR ‘ROUND. 0: HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE! WHAT WOULD THEY DRESS AS? (I don’ even know if Japan has Halloween, but it’s my fav holiday so fuck it)
Haru dresses up like his fish-form and walks around with a lure in his mouth like he loves to do.
Akira dresses like a duck and Tapioca dresses like Akira.
Yuki would stress out for weeks abouts getting the perfect costume and then he wouldn’t be able to commit to anything so he’d be a sheet-ghost.
Natsuki wouldn’t have dressed-up but his sister roped him into a pair-costume deal, so she makes him dress like a Prince because he’s the “Fishing prince” and she’s a princess, and his costume is like extra-embarassing with the poofy shoulders and pantaloons and tights and whatnot. Like where did she even get this?
Urara cross-dresses and everyone is weirded out by how pretty he is. Then maybe Haru gets jealous and he runs off. Then they all get into some crazy mess and out of nowhere Haru shows up dressed as Sailor Moon to save the day. :U …I WATCHED SAILOR MOON LAST NIGHT, SUE ME.
Koko just wears what she always wears, but the whole night everyone says she has the best costume, and she is very confused.
NO DON’T MAYBE IT’S BEST WE DON’T KNOW! Like it’s one thing if he’s 400, but what if he’s just like 56 or something akward???…OR 8!?cuz he says something like “we meet again after a hundred years!” so he’s probably over a 100. unless he’s just being dramatic. but i don’t think he is. he’s really blunt. BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
I have all these alien headcanons. what do???
Clearly the only true canon is Haru will get Yuki, Akira, and Natsuki seahorse-pregnant and then will leave Earth. That was the plan all along. The end.
I actually heard there was two options when meeting a doppelganger. Fight……or f***. JUST SAYIN’ THAT’S WHAT I HEARD.that is knows an fanfiction clause B, and is usually employed around EVIL twins. but ok
finn tops.
Yuki and Harv watch horrified yet unable to look away. Eventually they forget who is who and it’s just a mass of scrawny blondness to them.
My word. *fans self*
