foulfeathers:

i have this headcanon where beta bro still has the hella jeff tattoo on his arm and he got it when dave was like six or seven

dave comes up to him and says solemnly that bro has to get a tattoo because “this boy at school says that cool people have tattoos and youre the coolest person ever so you gotta get one because thats the law”

and bro just shrugs and is like “Well shit little dude, what kind of tat should I get?”

and dave gets really quiet and embarrassed and asks if he can draw it for bro and bro laughs and nods

so dave spends like three hours drawing the coolest tattoo he can think of and it’s this REALLY SHITTY FACE but he’s so proud of it so the next day while he’s at school bro goes to a tattoo parlor and sets up an appointment, saying “I want this on my arm.”

they try to convince him not to because it’s a REALLY. SHITTY. FACE. but he is adamant and dave is ecstatic when he gets it and helps him put lotion on it for like the next two months

then like a decade later dave is kind of ashamed of it because it’s a REALLY SHITTY FACE and bro has it on there permanently and he suggests that bro get it removed but bro just shrugs and says, “I think it’s the coolest tat ever.”