milkynoodles:

miketooch:

I’d just like to say that to everyone cosplaying Jake and running around acting overly-sexy double-pistols-winking all over the place while everyone swoons…

you are canonically cosplaying a kid who sits around and watches movies all day and when he does go outside gets molested and assaulted by a robot when he’s not accidentally killing Tinkerbulls.

That is all.

As a frequent Jake RPer, Voice actor and soon to be cosplayer. I can competely agree that Jake is becoming the new Eridan when it comes to fans going completely getting the entire character wrong.

Jake is an incredibly naive child who spends all of his time inside watching movies and masturbating over blue girls from movies. He’s a giant dork and doesn’t realise it. He’s chivalrous and doesn’t understand slang all too much. Jake does not adventure or defeat things, he likes wrestling but gets fondled up by a robot on a regular occasion and runs from fauna and explores ruins which he has never found anything in but food! He likes comics etc. He is also a heavy procrastinator, he sees the best in people making him very naive and he’s completely unaware to whether or not his best friends like him. He is NOT a self aware sex machine. Roxy has even said what MAKES him attractive is that he isn’t self aware.

Attention to those who think Jake is a 6 foot tall image of stunning beauty, six packs, sex appeal and swagger. He’s a dorky 15 year old kid who spends all his time dorking it up to fake blue furry aliens in his dorky blown up room.

SO YEAH. AGREED.

miketooch