Your name is STEVE. You love SOLVING CLUES and your best friend BLUE. Most of the time you have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON and you often TALK TO INANIMATE OBJECTS. Even though you love CLUES AND PUZZLES you are TERRIBLY BAD AT SOLVING THEM WITHOUT THE HELP OF LITTLE CHILDREN WATCHING YOU THROUGH A SCREEN.
You’re also NOT CRAZY.
AHAHAHAH FUCK
So is…is JOE like…
in the post-scratch Blues Clues universe?


