suzukins-gone asked: thank you
suzukins: i just found a shit load of condoms in the boots my sister gave me Talk about PROTECTIVE FOOTWEAR…
Everytime THEY Touch (my fangirl edition)
kagenosbutt: th lovelynobody00: fangirlable: ninth-realm: “‘Cause every time they touch I get this feeling, If they ever kissed I swear I would die, Fell into this ship so fast, I want this to last Love my OTPs. Cause every time they touch I feel this static, And when they get too close ,my squeals are so high Want this to be canon so I won’t let this go Blog about them every...
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass I want that one engraved on something I own…
OOC: casual reminder that Terezi can actually...
celestialtoxophilite: themightylegislacerator: and it doesn’t even require licking c: Wow I just realized something. The gifs that show “smell-o-vision” shift from blurry to not-quite-as-blurry. That’s probably what happens when she inhales to sniff! (And now I feel dumb for not noticing this sooner)
What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
doctor-lucky: medacris: shatteredarchivist: hypnoplasmids: brothasoul: sharplydressedtentacles: osamhungergames: the-seance: tom-sits-like-a-whore: downeyjr-hiddleston: deatheaterdisco: Does anyone realize how many lives that would save? How many people that would feed? How much hope that would give? 100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions. DO IT. NOW. You don’t...
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar? GLARCH!
cairo-caliborn: andsuddenlyhomestuck: ...
facetiousbatman: mostlyuselessknowledge: Sounds delicious. Fuck i love you tumblr. This is probably my favorite Adventure time Song. I LOVE THIS SONG IT’S SO CATCHY And it makes me want to make bacon pancakes while singing this GOD I just…I want like a full 3 minute version. I want an Adventure Time album of all of their goofy tiny songs they sing all the time. I want it...
akindofpoetry: shooshpap: HUSSIE HUSSIE YOU JUST KILLED CHARACTERS THAT WERE ALREADY DEAD HUSSIE I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK
>Dolorosa and Sufferer: Do something adorable.
scribblescruff: synnesai: bombchutheragetroll: omg no i can’t this is so fucking cute help DEAD.
greenteeks: clap once if you can hear me . clap twice if you can hear me . . clap three times if you can hear me … yay for con in-jokes!
dawnmetropolitan: so basically homestuck is about two innocuous food companies led by immortal aliens fighting with superpowered god children ok Andrew was a marketing agent all along some fucking marketing agent jesus christ
mrsjanestrider: jake english did you mean JAKE PREGNANT PENGUIN
kingcheddarxvii: You know as well-made as BBC’s Sherlock is am I have to say that my initial reaction to watching it was a profound disappointment in Watson’s lack of a moustache I love me a mustachioed sidekick Maybe series 3 will open with John having grown a depression-moustache…
hugsfromjadeharley: calibornsbottombitch: dirkstridersanalbeads: panconkiwi: I’m re-reading Homestuck again, this time with my little sister, and we casually paused on page 002633 to watch a movie, and then I noticed something. You see that? i’m going to piss fucj are you serioUS
Problem Sleuth Volume 4
mspandrew: Oh also… Look there is suddenly another shirt in this section… That nice grid of 3x4 is totally messed up now. 13 is an awkward number! No wonder they banished it from the zodiac.
The Update...seems familiar.
orphanerofthesea: Guys, check this out guys, right here: http://www.uuyogurt.com/ Huh. It´s a good source of CALcium. WE ONLY HAVE TWO FLAVORS. BLOOD AND TEARS.
Let me tell you something: as someone who faces sexism on a very personal level,...– stfusexists. (via historicalslut) still so fucking good (via methodistcoloringbook) Hey I wrote that (via stfusexists)