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Jun 19, 201329,493 notes
#I KNEW IT WAS COMING #BUT IT DIDNT MATTER #I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THAT PERFECT
Jun 19, 2013235 notes
#WAAAAASHUUUUUUU
Jun 19, 2013263 notes
#grojband #zamii
Jun 19, 201316,600 notes
Play
1:29
Jun 19, 2013272 notes
#batman
Play
Jun 19, 201311,937 notes
Jun 19, 201318 notes
#BOYFREND
My sarcasm is godly, you're welcome for letting you all bask in my sarcastic presence. Also, WHAT? Women don't masturbate, thats a lie, I'd never do something like that, supergross

This entire thing is hilarious, someone just wanted to know if I finished playing OFF and I’m not even doing TMI Tuesday what even hahahaha

Jun 19, 20131 note
lmao are people actually surprised about the fact that you masturbate are you fucking kidding me??? 80% of girls and virtually all guys admit to masturbating. there's probably more women out there who won't admit it. THEY TRIED TO DO A STUDY ON THE EFFECTS OF MALE MASTURBATION BUT THEY COULD NOT FIND ANYONE WHO DIDN'T MASTURBATE AS A CONTROL GROUP.

HAHAHA nah that was Brandi, she was being sarcastic.

I’m sure NO ONE who’s followed me long enough to experience one of my busier TMI Tuesdays is surprised that I do things to my own person of that sort.

Jun 19, 20132 notes
You masturbate?! Perish the thought! To think you'd involve yourself in such lewd behavior!

It’s funny, I try to be as publicly mature and sex-positive and understanding to all feelings on sex and sexuality, and I DO totally believe in all of that good stuff, everyone should feel comfortable doing or NOT doing whatever it is they do or don’t wanna do, etc etc…

But left to my own devices I’m just a huge perv. :V None of you will ever know some of the stuff I’ve seen and enjoyed. That’s none of your business, and I doubt you’d want to.

I hope I’ve made some of you never look at me the same way again, thank you goodnight.

Jun 19, 20134 notes
yeah ok but HAVE you masturbated before? I'm skeptical.

Sarah. Let me fucking tell you how misplaced your skepticism is.

Some days the only reason I’m not masturbating is because I just did and now I have to kill time before I’m ready again.

Jun 19, 20132 notes
Did you ever beat off? (the game, im not asking if you've masturbated before)

I haven’t! I am planning on streaming it again some time eventually.

I just don’t know when.

Jun 19, 20131 note
Jun 19, 201350 notes
#BOYFREND
Listen

adeptoargentum:

A CRUEL BOOTY’S THESIS

Jun 18, 20137,876 notes
#evangelion
Jun 18, 20139 notes
#BOYFREND #ART

Someone I follow on Tumblr: oh hey guys i like this thing

Me: cool good for them.

Someone else I follow: I like the thing too!

Me: …

A third person: *thing fan-art*

Me: *siiiigh* *spends the next several months becoming part of thing’s fandom*

Jun 18, 20132 notes
#tooch rants
A deadly premonition...

booker15366:

miketooch:

funnylittleconspiracy:

toochstuck:

Years after Homestuck has ended, the videogame has come and went, the fandom is beginning to fade out…

BUT WAIT! Hussie has finally announced his next long term webcomic project!

The MSPA fandom rushes to the site, ready to get their instant-cosplays and lighting fast fan-art ready!

IT’S…

A weekly comic-strip about two guys and a girl living together. They play video games. The girl is super hot, but don’t let that fool you! She pwns ALL the n00bz.

COMING SOON TO MSPA: GAMERZZ!

why would hussie steal the premise to crtl-alt-del?

(if you think CAD is the only gaming web-comic with that premise I have terrible news for u, friend)

I just feel bad that you’ve read ctrl-alt-del

Also, if anyone could make this premise work, it’s Hussie. After 2 months of weekly strips, the characters pull some absurd bullshit and get sucked into the game or something, suddenly we’re actually reading a unique story.

There’s already a webcomic that made the premise work, to be fair, and it’s name is Fanboys. It really does nothing fundamentally different in-terms of the tired cliche gamer-comic premise, but I just think it’s the best one and therefore gets a pass.

You could also say Penny Arcade (though they don’t have a main female protag), but I think they improved by slowly morphing their comic from an original story to a weird quasi-autiobio gag-a-week comic where their characters have been turned into avatars for themselves. So they just left that sub-genre completely.

…..WEBCOMIC THEORY! 

Jun 18, 201317 notes
A deadly premonition...

funnylittleconspiracy:

toochstuck:

Years after Homestuck has ended, the videogame has come and went, the fandom is beginning to fade out…

BUT WAIT! Hussie has finally announced his next long term webcomic project!

The MSPA fandom rushes to the site, ready to get their instant-cosplays and lighting fast fan-art ready!

IT’S…

A weekly comic-strip about two guys and a girl living together. They play video games. The girl is super hot, but don’t let that fool you! She pwns ALL the n00bz.

COMING SOON TO MSPA: GAMERZZ!

why would hussie steal the premise to crtl-alt-del?

(if you think CAD is the only gaming web-comic with that premise I have terrible news for u, friend)

Jun 18, 201317 notes
Jun 18, 201378 notes
Play
Jun 18, 20139,976 notes
Jun 18, 2013171 notes
#rc9gn #you should join this fandom just for the fanart #its sparse but hilarious
Jun 18, 201311 notes
#toochs hot friends
Jun 17, 201313,722 notes

notdavestrider:

ultimate8rk:

notdavestrider:

Asking directly “can we be friends?” to someone is super awkward and puts people in compromising and uncomfortable situations and please don’t do it???

but how else do make friends

http://zillyh00.tumblr.com/post/49349730780/i-did-the-thing

read it

learn it

fucking

embrace it

Jun 17, 20132,532 notes
Jun 17, 201343,786 notes
Wanna kaikai?

*Googles* …Well I’m pretty sure by-definition that’s not an activity I can engage in, BUT I’M ALWAYS WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS

Jun 17, 20131 note
Jun 17, 201333,397 notes
#anicross #...
Jun 17, 201313 notes
#toochs hot friends

andrenni:

miketooch:

I like video games in-theory, but then when I sit down to play them and they’re too difficult I’m just like “What is my life, I’m pushing buttons and yelling at a screen there is nothing to gain from this” and I never play it again.

I’ve gotten to a lot of final bosses and just stopped because “What’s the point, there’s nothing but the credits after this, I played the whole game pretty much whatever.”

I’m a terrible gamer I have no idea where this horrendously literal mindset on video games came from, but it’s kept me from a lot of potential fun over the years, let me tell you.

sometimes I’m the same way (Wild ARMS the first five times I tried to play it) but then other times I get so mad at the game that I have to finish it. as a final “Fuck You I’m better than you!!” like I could sometimes wound this inanimate object with my finishing in anger. then I never touch the game again.

I think I have a similar but opposite mindset?

Once I get to that anger point I feel like if I KEEP playing then the game wins.

Because it’s a game. Its sole purpose is to be played. I’m doing exactly what it WANTS me to do.

Fuck you, game, I’m not having fun I’m not playing you anymore, SO THERE!

Jun 17, 201310 notes

I like video games in-theory, but then when I sit down to play them and they’re too difficult I’m just like “What is my life, I’m pushing buttons and yelling at a screen there is nothing to gain from this” and I never play it again.

I’ve gotten to a lot of final bosses and just stopped because “What’s the point, there’s nothing but the credits after this, I played the whole game pretty much whatever.”

I’m a terrible gamer I have no idea where this horrendously literal mindset on video games came from, but it’s kept me from a lot of potential fun over the years, let me tell you.

Jun 17, 201310 notes
#tooch rants
Jun 17, 201386 notes

notdavestrider:

Asking directly “can we be friends?” to someone is super awkward and puts people in compromising and uncomfortable situations and please don’t do it???

Jun 17, 20132,532 notes

everyonelovesrobots:

miketooch reblogged your post: miketooch started following you

I don’t know which one I am in that scenario. but I think I like following you already.

image

Well considering i’ve been following you since AKV18, the feeling’s mutual u wu

Oh wow I did not know this! 0: Damn, how many other cool peeps are scopin’ my blogs on the regular?

WE JUST DON’T KNOW

Jun 17, 20133 notes

everyonelovesrobots:

miketooch started following you

image

I don’t know which one I am in that scenario.

but I think I like following you already.

Jun 17, 201337 notes
Thank you, Tooch

totalspiffage:

everyonelovesrobots:

I have Tamara whining about wanting a 3DS at me, she’d JUST stopped too

>:C

I WANT A 3DSSSSS

NOT EVEN SORRY

I’M GUNNA CROSS *ALL* THE ANIMALS

Jun 17, 201320 notes
Play
Jun 17, 2013777 notes
Play
0:46
Jun 17, 201317 notes
Jun 17, 201330,825 notes
Jun 17, 201314 notes
#nsfw

Emotional and heavily-dramatic thing’s fandom: hilarious gifs and fan-comics, ms paint edits w/ comic sans captions, ridiculous puns, milking the few actually funny moments for everything they’re worth.

Hilarious lighthearted fun-times thing’s fandom: depressing theories, horror AUs, angst fanfics everywhere, milking the few actually emotional moments for everything they’re worth.

Jun 17, 201325 notes
#either we only want what we cant have #or were all watching the wrong shows

I’m gonna sleep in.

don’t want to wake up in the morning just to have to wait longer for AniCross.

Jun 17, 2013
#still dont have it #anicross
Will promstuck ever be revamped when the creator is not so busy?? I don't care when it will be back just ti know if it will be finished at all?

It’s being put on “Indefinite hiatus” but that just means it’s dead.

Sorry. :\

Jun 17, 2013
Did Promstuck die? ;7; Your voice acting was incredible!

Yeah sorry! Adox got super busy with stuff.

:c These things happen.

At least Promstuck is a real finished comic you can go and read! You’ll just have use your imagination to put our voices into it…

Jun 17, 20131 note
Jun 16, 201347,321 notes
Jun 16, 20138,750 notes
#still dont have it
Comics - Madam President - Page 3 :: Gloomverse → gloomverse.smackjeeves.com

loverofpiggies:

Update, enjoy!

Jun 16, 20131 note
#gloomverse

I better do something productive tonight, because when my 3DS and AniCross get here tomorrow…

oh boy…

All the stuff that will not get done…

Hoo child…

Jun 16, 20133 notes
#still dont have it #anicross
Jun 16, 20136,601 notes
#still dont have it
whispers hey so when you get new leaf and you get settled into your town and all that, would you consider posting your friend code and allowing others to come into your town? just wondering!

Sorrym, but NOPE! I already got a lot of friends with the game, I don’t really want just any old peeps running amok in my ‘ville. Ya feel?

I’m pretty anal when it comes to my towns. Can’t turn it on and find people were messing with my shit.

Jun 16, 20131 note
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Jun 16, 20133 notes
#still dont have it
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